Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
