Do vagina's smell?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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