at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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