did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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