She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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