but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i was born a porn star she said
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i dont even know how to be here
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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