I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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