She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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