I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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