Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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