And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It was a blind-side dick pic.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
