Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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