): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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