I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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