if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
home. puking in laundry basket.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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