Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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