I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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