I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
