Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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