We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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