So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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