im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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