i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How drunk are you?
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