She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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