Sponge bath it is.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
But break dance skills will only take you so far
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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