OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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