oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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