So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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