so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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