Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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