How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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