i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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