Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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