Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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