oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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