yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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