Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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