new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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