woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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