can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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