ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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