Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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