Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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