I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
