i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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