Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i think i have herpe
just one?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
