Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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