shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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