he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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