Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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