I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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