No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Welp...herpes.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
