he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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