I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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