You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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